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Dear fromunda-du-fromage,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a loser. I think I realized it when you're dwarf bit me in your apartment and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I did a sex change. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about our friendship.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
calivinguy
I must tag these people for the good of all humanity, so please, pick up the sword and strike:
thzinc
fromunda-du-fromage
sammygurl
DavidFolkie
sexsikitt3n
You may learn how to strike the beast here!
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a loser. I think I realized it when you're dwarf bit me in your apartment and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I did a sex change. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about our friendship.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
calivinguy
I must tag these people for the good of all humanity, so please, pick up the sword and strike:
thzinc
fromunda-du-fromage
sammygurl
DavidFolkie
sexsikitt3n
You may learn how to strike the beast here!
Stuff Happened
It's been almost 3 months since my last journal entry. It's difficult to sum up all the events that have occurred over the last several months. But I will attempt to do so, anyway.
I bought a motor bike for 1900 RMB and since then, things have been going wrong left and right. Much of it might have to do with the way I drive and take risks in China. For instance, 2 months ago, I started hitting giant potholes with my bike to get some air. Today, I drove down some dirt roads just outside of Zhengzhou (in places where white people usually don't go to) and last week, while exploring the countryside, I caught my tires in some muddy area and
China is Awesome
It's amazing how a change of location can change a person's perspective. In China, I feel independent. I make my own purchases and take care of myself. And I make a comfortable amount of money for very little work. With that free time, I've been working out, exploring the city and watching television shows that I didn't have time or the resources to watch in the past.
Tomorrow, I will be buying a motor bike. The cost is 1899 RMB (approximately 300 bucks). I'm pretty stoked about it, but if it rains tomorrow, I won't be buying it for safety reasons. It's too dangerous to ride a motor bike in China in the rain. So cross your fingers.
I'm fine, no I'm not, yes I am, no I'm not...
This sort of indecisive nature has plagued me my whole life. Occasionally I do make drastic decisions, like when I first chose to go to South Korea or when I gave up Christianity. But these weren't methodical, well planned or thought out. Most of the decisions in my life stem from my penchant for extreme action and reaction.
I'm moving back to China in a few months. But why? Why am I doing this?
Though my choices aren't generally methodical, don't count out my abilities to deduce and break things into their parts and reasoning. I made this choice like I've made all others: by being extreme. But trust me when I say that I know exactly
Stories based on Songs
I'm writing stories based on songs, and I'd like your input. If you suggest a song to me, I'll listen to it on loop while writing a story based on the words and theme of the song. I will give you credit, of course, for suggesting the song in the description. There's no limit to how many suggestions you can give, but there may be a limit to how many suggestions I take from any individual person. Any genre of music is welcome.
FINISHED STORIES:
Unfaithfully Yours
Splinter Sects
On the Corner Of...
Ex-Patriot
The Better Half
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Haha! I haven't seen this thing in a long time, so when I first saw it in my messages, my first thought was "It took him this long to figure it out?". The second one was "The Brawl fan-fiction must have proved it."